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Broda Segun The Shaking Husband
Broda Segun thought he was a "Big Boy" because he bought a clean SUV. But the first time he took it to the village for a wedding, the car showed him its true colors. The road was filled with potholes the size of swimming pools. Every time Broda Segun hit a small bump—GBOSA!—the car would start bouncing like it was dancing Amapiano.
Inside the car, things were falling apart:
- His "Chilled Zobo" spilled on his white Agbada.
- His wife’s wig shifted from her head to her shoulder.
- And the worst part? The car kept bouncing for three minutes after the pothole was already behind them.
"Segun, are we in a car or a bouncy castle?" his wife asked, holding her neck. "If I reach that wedding and my hairstyle is looking like a bird’s nest, you will see shege!" The next day, Broda Segun didn't go to the palace; he went to CarPartsNigeria marketplace. "I-don-try" , he lamented. New cost effective Shocks were bought from CarPartsNigeria . CPN Service Artisan installed Iron-Body Heavy-Duty Shocks.
Now, Broda Segun glides over potholes like they are butter. The car is "stiff" and "composed." No more dancing. No more spilled Zobo. Just pure "Big Boy" levels.
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Posted on February 2026,24 // Author: Admin